60% of the time when I’m making cheese on toast I melt cheese in the microwave.
I haven’t been on tumblr for like a month or something or a year I’m not sure. What day is it
I’ve unwittingly become nocturnal over the last few days
I ate my flatmates’ digestives during the night and I feel really bad about it
I will buy some digestives on the weekend
I’ve just decided that if I ever have a son his name will be Jack Whitehall, including the Whitehall bit. (Named after his father.)
I really want nandos
I’m currently trying not to fall asleep before brand new tickets go on sale
I had a nightmare last night :( I think it’s biscuit related karma
I can’t believe I just counted to ten. I’m really quite delusional at the moment.